Bring Back Reading with Ripa--Stalking Kelly Ripa

Okay, we're not really stalking her (please don't call the FBI), but this blog was born out of the frustration of trying to get our books NOTICED when there is a sea of books published every year. If you can't change it, at least you can laugh about it....

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Guest Stalker
Melanie Hauser

Dear Kelly Ripa,

Well, personally I’m not all that upset that Oprah discontinued her book club. I never thought that the book I wrote would get her attention. Nobody dies in it, for one thing. But you — ah, well, you were my true inspiration. I wanted to write a Kelly Ripa book — fun, fast, maybe a bit cheeky but honestly, who can’t use a bit of fun in her life now and then?

But then you stopped Reading with Ripa! Why? I understand you’re a superwoman — putting up with Regis, kids, hubby, starring in two television shows. But even superwomen have to read now and then! And despite the fact that you’ve had three kids and still manage to be thin and gorgeous — reasons why the rest of us should really hate you — we don’t. We like you. We really like you. And we really like to read books recommended by you.

I’ve written a book about a super mom — something right up your alley, as a matter of fact. So from one superwoman to another — Please bring back Reading with Ripa!

Author of a fun, cheeky novel and proud of it,

Melanie Lynne Hauser
CONFESSIONS OF SUPER MOM, Dutton, September 2005
For every soccer mom who dreams of leaping tall buildings in a single bound — introducing a superhero for the Swiffer generation.


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